autobiography mispell kari 2-3 baari

 Alright so here we are again, welcome to the second attempt at an Autobiography and hopefully the last, if you missed the first attempt please do not make an effort to read up on it, thanks.

So, an autobiography, writing about yourself but fancier and more professional?

Let's start with who I am 

that's the basic gist right?

I answer who I am and we have ourselves an autobiography

Simple enough

I am a very horny individual, typically governed by the Government of India and all the impulses and hormonal changes a growing child(not) of 20 goes through and everything in between. 

The usual. 

To dumb down this post we'll be following a line to line spacing format instead of the usual burst of emotions/fill everything you can in one big paragraph, bear with me my fellow reader, yes you as I go on challenging the wretched demon of nature always lurking waiting to strike when it's uncalled for... and I am still here, don't worry, I'll go take a dump later, all this needs is a wink emoji but e-boy type ;) and there we go.

Now that we have gotten over the part where I pose as an unhinged, rebelling teen etc, let's get to how I fared well academically since that's where the main interest of any autobiography looms aimed at securing an internship which I am desperately in need of

I failed hindi till the grade where they autopromote kids and then switched over to a certain foreign language which rhymes with Sherman, so basically it was flunking in a subject yet again but fancier(imagine glitter spreading all around as you read this).

Ended up failing a few more subjects and repeating the grade entirely + losing the fancy language and back to Matra Bhasha.

Life went on, I picked the artistic line with zero hand-eye coordination but after a lot of practice and determination from motivational videos (shoutout to ben lionel scott) I barely managed to pass the following years.

Skip a pandemic here and there and we're in the golden phase, the peak of youth where every young one gets to shine and blossom like a bioluminiscent bug or something that blossoms, I ran out of an example there, how about we add adept at adding complex words like adept sneakily barely confident in knowing what they mean and being at a loss of words due to a rugged vocabulary in the list of redeeming qualities of this candidate huh ;)

You cross the threshold of the only abode you could call a safe place to reach an entirely new atmosphere packed with individuals from various colourful backgrounds all looking a for a way to get out this shabbily disguised hell-hole.

A new beginning is afoot, where you try to support the old hobby of penning down yourself only to reach the soft-press typing keys of a keyboard because all along you were a lefty with terrible handwriting. 

Your old hobby which comes out once or twice an year(should be 'a' maybe but I like it this way) aids you in getting into sacred groups formed to execute and act as functionary divisions of persons on the basis of things they are 'good' at, subjectively of course, we vest the power into these pillars, raising them higher and higher with every time we conform to their diminish-able absolute authority. 

Clubs, I was talking about Clubs in the previous paragraph if it wasn't evident? The entire world is subjective, we relate everything to everything and go on assessing value with this flawed moral philosophy since everyone is different, and no one holds the right to judge, pick out the better one of course I did not volume out these thoughts in my interviews, I followed the flock, became a single unit in entirety with the whole group something I still regret. 

Of course there's a lot missing in between but since I am trying to finish this within the stipulated word limit which I have most probably exceeded by now I will sum everything left as the most compact form of information pill you have ever consumed.

A family of 5(now 4 + 2 kittens), father passed away when I was about to turn 13, born 2002, repeated 9th grade, started watching anime the year before that ended up getting hooked as usual and binge-ing till I fell asleep every other day, wanted to try many different professions but ended up specialising in no particular skill set, got very low percentage in 10th but was happy with the effort and work I put in, lacked all the necessary communication skills and ended up applying for the current course on a whim, placed 13th on the entrance and made the decision of taking it up, have more people motivating me than I deserve, fell in love with every other person who paid even the slightest attention(not like it anymore thanking god for that), being guilty of blasphemy as I just typed god in lowercase like a common thing even though I am a Catholic by birth, volunteering for anything I could to make it seem like I am not wasting my time, turning into an internet emo-blogger.

Summing it up in one line,

thank you for reading this far or at least this line.

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